Jose Mourinho

[slemer_king]

evo ga

[slemer_king]

http://livearticle.skysports.com/Event/ ... ay_June_10

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[davidluiz4]

"The happy one"

[loonymcgreat]

nic zanimivega. vec ali manj isto kot na tistmu intervjuju na chelsea tv prejsni teden

[loonymcgreat]

100 razlogov zakaj je Mourinho boljši kot Benitez. Se še dopolnjuje

1. He won't wear a red tie for his first game in charge.
2. He won't have a goatee or a Cerveza belly.
3. He won't start with Nando Torres up front.
4. He won't bring on Yossi Benayoun.......................... ever.
5. If we are 0-1 down he won't wait til the 76th minute to bring on his first sub.
6. His first sub won't be a right back for a right back.
7. He will NEVER say cloob
8. Or Tiki tacs
9. He wont leave J.T on the bench just because he can
10. He wont sing anti Chelsea songs with Steeeeevie Geeee
11. He wont eat all the pies at half time.
12. He won't have a Bolo Zenden....... whatever that is.
13. He won't leave sweet wrappers all around the training ground.
14. He won't lose at home to QPHa
15. He won't tolerate cannibalism.
16. He won't wave at the Kop.
17. He will take responsibility for failure.
18. He won't say our fans lack passion.
19. He won't slap other managers in the face every time he meets them
20. He won't say facht
21. He will actually fit into the club suit
22. The canteen's operating costs will mysteriously drop 30%
23. He won't try to win 'troffies' but 'trophies' instead
24. He is not Rafael Benitez.
25. He won't eat a baby
26. He's The Special One, not The Interim One.
27.We wont lose a home league game ever
28. He is "one of us"
29. The Players will know what he wants from them and not making strange gestures on the sidelines pretending that he knows what he is doing and calling it "tactics".
30. When he says "we" and "us", he means Chelsea, not Liverpool.
31. He wont pick a team that gives the opposition (like Southampton, QPha, Reading) a glimmer of a chance at nicking the points.
32. He won't have seconds.
33. He won't come back.
34. He'll celebrate goals (with the occasional knee slide where appropriate).
35. He didn't prove that he is a joke of a manager at Inter.
36. Jose will hear the fans chanting unlike old deaf bol&&ks
37. He won't be taking the place of a club hero who was unjustly sacked.
38 I can look at a picture and hear an interview with the Chelsea manager without wanting to smack him in the face
39. He won't spend 80 out of every 90 minutes scribbling in his bloody notebook.
40 Ah ok, I'll state the bleeding obvious - I'm sure no-one can guess what I'm going to say - HE'S BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!
41. No need for a steel seat in.the dugout anymore.
42. We won't see any more of Rafa's 'I've just had a really satisfying poo' weird smile thing.
43. When he talks about an omelette, he's not hungry, it's just a metaphor.
44. Steve Holland won't have to towell dry the managers seat in the dugout anymore after 90 minutes of rafa's fat arse sweating it up.
45. He won't force Shedenders to have 'manager out' avatars.
46. Benitez has no charisma or personality. Jose has all the charisma and all the personality.
47. He hates Sloop John B.
48. CFC fans won't be wondering 'is our manager in the employ of a Chinese, spot-fixing syndicate, who've bribed him to substitute the best player on the pitch at 78.2 minutes?'
49. We'll manage more than one shot on goal at home against the likes of Fulham and Man City.
50. We won't have to endure the media telling us how brilliant he is and how much the team has improved under him...even though it really will.
51. He won't get a better reception at Anfield than Stamford bridge.
52. Eva won't be praying he doesn't slip over in the dugout and pull his groin.
53 Stamford Bridge will once again be a fortress that away teams will fear
54 Opposition fans won't like him more than we do
55. He is not one of the bottle
56. He won't have a plump physique.
57. He will 'ask' the ref why he wrongly booked our player, rather than just smile and accept it
58. He's never been bin dipping
59. He won't spend more time studying the menu at Worldwide Tapas than studying the opposition.
60. He'll hurt after a loss not because it will hurt his CV but because he's one of us.
61. He'll slide on his knees when we get a very important goal.
62. The players can stop playing that game "last ten on the coach have to get out and push up hills" plus the heavy load sticker has been removed.
63. When we play Liverpool, their players can no longer use our managers words from the plaque on their dressing room wall as motivation.
64. Frank Lampard can take credit for any goals he scores this season.
65. His Substitutioms may change formation or tactics and change the run of the game
66. Jose would be a maître D and not a waiter.
67. he can see his own penis without the use of a mirror.
68. Jose didn't have a fit when everyone booed him at Madrid, unlike FSW at Chelsea
69. José won't be living on Murkeyside while he's our manager.
70. Players will actually be excited to join us now to play under our manager
71. The return of the overcoat
72. There'll be an extra level of interest for away fans at the bridge. It's an away match (CFC -v- a.n.other) you wouldn't want to miss.
73 Everyone will be interested in his press conferences
74. He will declare a public holiday the day Chelsea are beaten.
75. He will wind wenger up and suggest he is a voyeur
76. Jaycee won't wind everyone up with his positive views on the manager.
77. We won't let a two goal lead slip - and we won't even worry that it'll happen
78. 'The Special One TV' or whatever it's called will return (well, if its not then it should!) - Shut up, Sven!
79. He will make multiple substitutions after 20 mins if the situation calls for it (Fulham Away, Joe Cole and SWP)
80. He won't lose 7 and win 4 against a rival manager to convince he people he is superior to them.
81. He doesn't look like a bloated midget with his fat head.
82. Jose is one of us. Tubby is one of them.
83. Jose is The Happy One.
84. He is the master of the presser parry.
85. When JM holds up a CFC shirt, it looks as if he could fit into it, and look good.
86. I don't think the obvious has been stated (and no I don't mean my previous obvious one about how gorgeous he is!) - JOSE IS THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD - and Benitez, well, isn't.
87. We will not win any more Uefa Cups
88. He won't praise Torres for defending corners

[BoLhCa]

Ti a je res, da je Jose podpisal za 3 leta za 72mil evru?!

[michooo]

4 letno pogodbo ma, o dnarju pa tak lahk sam špekuliramo. Govoril se je o 12mio na let. Sam ne vem al funtov al evrov

[chelseace]

Ma jst samo upam, da bo igral Lukaku, tudi če ne pride Cavani ali kdo drug, mislim da je z lahkoto prvi napadalec, ker ona španska bjonda se tak al tak ne bo vrnila v svojo ubijalsko formo.

[blueboy11826]

chelseace - se strinjam - letos je Lukaku pokazu da je odličen tudi v PL

[rover]

Mourinho je v svoj vodstveni kader vključil tudi Marino Granovskaio, ki je že bil v CFC-ju ravno pod Mourinhom.

After Mourinho, here's Marina... Another step up for Roman's righthand woman

[RedMiner]

Marina je že bil?

[rover]

Tako sezona je pred vrati in danes je imel Mourinho prvi trening:

Premier League: Jose Mourinho arrives for Chelsea's first day of pre-season training

Če koga zanima kdo vse je prišel na trening naj pogleda twitter, kjer so slike od prihoda igralcev z avti od JT, Cahilla, Lamparda, Lukakuja in De Bruyneja, Essiena, Cola, McEachrana, Eva Carneiro.

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First time training at Cobham today for new signings, Marco van Ginkel, Andre Schürrle and Wallace

[Reichenburg]

ahahaha legenda, tega človeka moraš imeti rad

[rover]

Nice positive interview from Hazard. Includes news that Aitor Karanka will come to CFC as another Asst Manager

Chelsea are laughing with new boss says Eden Hazard after just a week working for Jose Mourinho

[branko1993]

During that time Mourinho spoke heavily of his love for the club, but was asked whether he would have gone to the lengths some of the players did earlier this year, covering themselves in blue paint to promote our new kit.

‘I was lucky because I arrived late, and now they can put me there in Photoshop, so I will be there but I did nothing,’ he joked. ‘I am a spokesman for adidas, and for adidas I would do almost everything, but not everything. But for Chelsea, I would do everything.’ :